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stray · 01-07-2009, 11:18 PM

i'm hoping this is a joke but you never know.

joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant -- Congress.

Flynt (the "Hustler" guy) and Francis (the "Girls Gone Wild" dude) are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout, claiming the adult entertainment industry has taken a huge shot to the face because of the downturn -- citing the fact that XXX DVD sales are down 22% from a year ago.

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt says. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."

Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration."

Francis says he's going to D.C. to personally make the pitch. Sounds like someone has a bone to pick.

Porn Kings to D.C. - Help Us Through Hard Times - TMZ.com

gmp211 · 01-07-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stray

i'm hoping this is a joke but you never know.

joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant -- Congress.

Just take some porn industry viagara, duh.

Jason · 01-07-2009, 11:23 PM

yea I laughed when I heard about this, sounds like something the onion would come up with. No one buys porn anymore anyway

slavik19 · 01-07-2009, 11:42 PM

this is crazy

krackhead · 01-07-2009, 11:46 PM

does that mean homemade porn will dominate now?

gauntlet1313 · 01-08-2009, 12:03 AM

probably krackhead
wheres gibson when you need him

scorpio544 · 01-08-2009, 12:06 AM

lol who still buys p0rn...

Buttpunches · 01-08-2009, 12:17 AM

You guys, if this porn bailout doesn't happen, we will all feel it.
Porn is the backbone of America.
We can't afford to let porn fail.
There are too many jobs at stake.

protip: sarcasm

BrownPaperBag · 01-08-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jmthornsburg

You guys, if this porn bailout doesn't happen, we will all feel it.
Porn is the backbone of America.
We can't afford to let porn fail.
There are too many jobs at stake.

protip: sarcasm

I'm glad you can laugh in such a serious crisis as this. This is America's future we're talking about.

01-07-2009, 11:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
stray Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 737 Reputation: 34 *cBay Rating:*	Porn industry wants a 5 billion dollars bailout i'm hoping this is a joke but you never know. joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant -- Congress. Flynt (the "Hustler" guy) and Francis (the "Girls Gone Wild" dude) are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout, claiming the adult entertainment industry has taken a huge shot to the face because of the downturn -- citing the fact that XXX DVD sales are down 22% from a year ago. "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt says. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America." Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration." Francis says he's going to D.C. to personally make the pitch. Sounds like someone has a bone to pick. Porn Kings to D.C. - Help Us Through Hard Times - TMZ.com __________________ DO NOT PLAY MUSIC IN SIG IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO EPIC BEATS

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Jason ☼ Destroyer of Worlds ☼ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 7,259 Reputation: 830 *cBay Rating:*	yea I laughed when I heard about this, sounds like something the onion would come up with. No one buys porn anymore anyway __________________

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scorpio544 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 477 Reputation: 15 *cBay Rating:*	lol who still buys p0rn... __________________ The essentials of happiness in life are something to do, something to love and something to hope for.

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gauntlet1313 Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 60 Reputation: 1 *cBay Rating:*	probably krackhead wheres gibson when you need him

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Buttpunches Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,837 Reputation: 237 *cBay Rating:*	You guys, if this porn bailout doesn't happen, we will all feel it. Porn is the backbone of America. We can't afford to let porn fail. There are too many jobs at stake. protip: sarcasm __________________ Buttpunches' Super Store ^My favorite site to trade DVDs. Turn a 6-disc TV series into 6 different movies! (Plus get a FREE dvd credit when you add 10 movies to your trade tower) Last edited by Buttpunches; 01-08-2009 at 12:23 AM..

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