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Mooey · 08-29-2008, 11:06 PM

Rewording for the third time:

So the other day, I ejaculated all over my girlfriend's face. The first shot went into her eye, the other shot into her nose, and then the rest all over the place. Two hours after I did this, she came in asking how her eye looked, and it was so fucking red from my load that it made my eyes water.

I was just wondering if guys or girls wanted to share their experience on a cumshot like that.

(No, I'm not gay. No, I'm not a girl. I'm a guy. No, I do not have red semen. My wang wasn't up her nose (lmao)- she was literally a 5 inches away from my cock holding her head up (Not sure why she was doing that?))

Legend · 08-29-2008, 11:15 PM

This is why I always make my girl wear goggles.

bigpapidh · 08-29-2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mooey

Have you guys ever blown a load off into some girl's eye? If so, have you seen what her eye looks like two hours later? That shit made my eyes water.

Or girls, how does it feel when baby-maker juice hits you in the eye?

skeet in the face=Money Shot

Babolat · 08-29-2008, 11:24 PM

Wow lol big papidh that was sooo wowwwwww

bigpapidh · 08-29-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CJ

Wow lol big papidh that was sooo wowwwwww

wow=+rep? :thumbup:

Mooey · 08-29-2008, 11:29 PM

Oh, yeah, I also forgot to add that some of it went up her nose. That was pretty fucking hilarious.

CharlesM · 08-29-2008, 11:32 PM

Skeeting in a girls face is just so fucking awesome.

You gotta do it to understand, her expression is just so fuckin awesome.

Dan · 08-29-2008, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooey

Have you guys ever blown a load off into some girl's eye? If so, have you seen what her eye looks like two hours later? I blew a load into my eye, and that shit was so red, it had my eyes watering.

Or girls, how does it feel when baby-maker juice hits you in the eye?

wtf? so are you gay or are you a girl?

Babolat · 08-29-2008, 11:35 PM

i dont know i coulednt figure it out

bigpapidh · 08-29-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dan

wtf? so are you gay or are you a girl?

by his description his skeet was red, Id have a doctor check that out if I was you.

tojokid93 · 08-29-2008, 11:37 PM

Why is your wang in her nose?

Mooey · 08-29-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dan

wtf? so are you gay or are you a girl?

Lol, I'm a guy, and I'm not gay. I ejaculated into my girlfriend's eye several times before, but this one time I did it, her eye was so red, that it made my eyes water because it looked like she had some sort of pink-eye or something.

I'll reword my entire sentence for you peoples that don't understand.

aznbadboi · 08-29-2008, 11:42 PM

y did ur eyes water up? did it hurt you seeing ur girls eye being red? just use some visine and she'll be ight. lmao u load laced wit the pink eye germ.

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Mooey Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 385 Reputation: 6	Have you ever...? Rewording for the third time: So the other day, I ejaculated all over my girlfriend's face. The first shot went into her eye, the other shot into her nose, and then the rest all over the place. Two hours after I did this, she came in asking how her eye looked, and it was so fucking red from my load that it made my eyes water. I was just wondering if guys or girls wanted to share their experience on a cumshot like that. (No, I'm not gay. No, I'm not a girl. I'm a guy. No, I do not have red semen. My wang wasn't up her nose (lmao)- she was literally a 5 inches away from my cock holding her head up (Not sure why she was doing that?)) Last edited by Mooey; 08-29-2008 at 11:42 PM..

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tojokid93 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,224 Reputation: 28	Why is your wang in her nose? __________________ Goozex Get Paid INSTANTLY With A $1.OO Minimum!

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08-29-2008, 11:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Legend Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 212 Reputation: 17	This is why I always make my girl wear goggles.

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Babolat Babolat is tight.l Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,213 Reputation: 127	Wow lol big papidh that was sooo wowwwwww

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Mooey Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 385 Reputation: 6	Oh, yeah, I also forgot to add that some of it went up her nose. That was pretty fucking hilarious.

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CharlesM Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 302 Reputation: 15	Skeeting in a girls face is just so fucking awesome. You gotta do it to understand, her expression is just so fuckin awesome.

08-29-2008, 11:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Babolat Babolat is tight.l Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,213 Reputation: 127	i dont know i coulednt figure it out

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aznbadboi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 351 Reputation: 17	y did ur eyes water up? did it hurt you seeing ur girls eye being red? just use some visine and she'll be ight. lmao u load laced wit the pink eye germ.

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