Q: What bot is safe to bot Club Bing!?
A: People frequently and genuinely ask me what bot to use, cheating-wise. I don’t really know what to say. I’m not feeling as well as I was last month. That’s disappointing. It’s frustrating to feel badly and more frustrating to feel as if my pain is impacting so many aspects of my life. I don’t want to be a whiner, or spend my time feeling sorry for myself, I guess I’m starting to get adjusted to the fact that this is going to be a long journey for me, with no easy fixes. I have a regularly scheduled visit with the rheumatologist next week, and there’s a great deal more to do and to try. I have a very strong memory, back when I was super sick (ie in much pain), of running out of church as fast as I could when the last song was done. I got so tired of my answer to friend’s inquiries after my health. It wasn’t their fault, they were simply being nice. I just struggled so much facing the answer every time. I’m worse, I’m in tons of pain, I must go home now and spend 2 days recovering from being in church. Of course, my answers were never quite that forward, but that’s what my heart was crying. Fatigue and pain and children and duties and it all, its so much to deal with. I Possess Harmonic Cubic Wisdom that transcends and contradicts the Bibical 1st Day - Genesis 1.5 - when the greatest math & scientific scam of all human existence was deified. Claim of single 1st Day composed of Day, Night, Morning & Evening was a Lie, as they were Static points as 4 corners and did not rotate as Time motion. It's probably the way the sun comes in and hits me across the legs, the way the room is still full of night chill but I'm cozy under heavy comforters, the way I can stretch and turn over and stretch again. I pad to the bathroom, take a long shower under pounding water, God, I've missed this shower, steaming cleansing streaming water. On my face, my back, my hair; lather, rinse, repeat; lather, rinse, repeat. A towel, (two to be precise), warm from the radiator and clothes, clean from the dryer. Breakfast, rustle something up in my mother's kitchen. I open the verticals and let the yellow sun pour in, the back porch and trees all brilliant with autumn. T'is warm, a coffee, eggs, toast. Coming home always makes me feel like an old-fashioned breakfast. The house creaks as I proceed to open every shade in the house, windows and blinds letting in both gold and cold. [OH JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BAD] I have the car, I'm going to go somewhere, no way I'm staying inside on a glorious October day, crisp and clear and warm in the sunlight and chilled in the shade, blue and sky and brightness. Drive a little aimlessly, find myself at one of the state parks nearby, empty at 10:00 a.m. in Autumn. I'm not dressed for this, climbing; in fact, I'm not really dressed for any outdoor activities, I only have a thin sweater and the wrong shoes but the rocks! and trees! and the air and the way the stream moves swift and clear near the hiking trail and oh! I'm off and moving. I've climbed this trail once before, summers ago, with my brothers. It's less recognizable with leaves all over, when I get to the halfway mark I am breathing deep and heavy, filling my lungs. I stand on the rocky outcrop and take in the sight of my town, city, county spread out beneath me. Moments, really, then I feel the need to move up and on, stretching my legs to and scrabbling for handholds, I left the trail somewhere and I'm climbing up the side of the hill monkey-like. I could fall and hurt myself, no one would know. I could get lost (but not really) and no one would know where I was, unless they traced the car left after sunset to my parents. I could reach the top of the world and share the triumph with myself, alone in clear sunlight and brilliance. I do, and stand there breathing, nose and fingers red with exertion and cold, tingling with life and thrill and power and me. Just me. I take my time going back down.
Club Bing! - FAQ <READ BEFORE POSTING> [i]Intro: Because there are so many topic asking for the same question, why not just make a FAQ?
LIVE = BING
[II]Club Live/Bots Q: What is Club Live?
A:
"Live Search Club is a group of online word games launched by Microsoft in April 2007." -Wiki
Q: Is there any bots for Club Live? A: Yes they are many bots for Club Live, but I will only tell you about the two main bots that most people use; CLX and DBN
Q: Where can I get the bots for Club Live?
A:
CLX: Buy a subscription at: Click Me for CLX
DBN: Grab the bot here at: DeathByNukes and click on "Chicktionary Bot" CBX GOOGLE Q: How do I use the bots?
A:
GOOGLE Q: What bot is better? CBX or CBX?
A: Flip a coin
Q: CBX don't work!
A:
GOOGLE Q: Whats the delay should I use for CBX?
A:
GOOGLE Q: How often do captchas appear?
A: Every four games.
Q: What are bugged puzzles?
A: Bugged puzzles are puzzles that can't be completed for there full points
Q: If the puzzles are bugged then why don't Microsoft take them out?
A: Bugged Puzzles are used to catch bots, they may add more in the future.
Q: Do bots skip bugged puzzles?
A: Maybe.
Q: The bot says "No more puzzles"
A: Move on to the next game you gain the max amount of tickets in that game.
[III]Accounts/Shipping Q: Can I have more then one account?
A: Yes
Q: How many Club Live accounts can you make in one day?
A: Max of 3
Q: Do I have to use different names for each account when ordering to the same address or can I use the same name on all my accounts and still get the prizes?
A: Yes you can, but if you want to be on the safe side you can put in fake names, or your sister/brothers name.
Q: When ordering from different accounts can I use the same e-mail?
A: Yes as far as I know Microsoft does not check e-mails to see if they are the same.
Q: I have order my first prize, how long till it ship's?
A: In short, who know it may take a few days or it many take months.
Q: I got my confirming e-mail, but not shipping, have I been banned/flagged?
A: No, most of the times you will not get a shipping e-mail or you may get a shipping e-mail its all random, so don't lose hope yet!
Q: I just got loads of Club Live shipping e-mails, is there someone wrong?
A: No its all normal, shipping e-mails stack up and they got to send them.
Q: I got my UPS tracking number but when I went to track it said: "Not Available"
A: Wait a few days, UPS have to update it in there end. If you got shipping e-mail then your prize will be at your house in a few days.
Q: Does UPS ship mail in the weekend?
A: UPS does ship in the weekends, but Club Live does not pay for weekend shipment
Q: How to I know if I have been banned/flagged?
A: If your prize don't come for a few months then its safe to say you have been banned/flagged. You can also e-mail them to confirmed if you really have been banned/flagged.
Q: Can my address be blacklist?
A: No
Q: What is the max about of prize's I can order to one address?
A:
Max of 3 hardware/software, unlimited for the rest :love:, per address. ToS changed only one of everything.
Q: Is Zune Headphones counted as hardware/software?
A:
Odd reason, but they are not counted as hardware/software so go crazy. ToS changed only one of everything
Q: Are there any other hardware/software that's not counted as hardware/software?
A: No
[IV]Misc Q: When will Microsoft add more prizes?
A: When they feel like it
Q: Is there a end date for Club Live?
A: Yes, 2012
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Live Search Club: About: FAQ /end <Will update FAQ during the weekend> 11/01/08- Fixed some small errors, added more questions. 12/23/08- Fixed/Added the about bots questions. 03/16/09- stuff ho ho ho